Hi, I'm Zoe and I have a speech impediment. I enjoy peanut butter, Nutella, orange juice, The Beatles, dubstep, and Sherlock.
i wish bagels grew on trees
Story of my life.
i doubt this would be an accurate biography of your life
(Source: 1612th2)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
watching people prove did-yuo-kno wrong
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
my twelve year old sister, ladies and gentlemen
omfg you are perfect
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
(Source: sweatymannipples1993)
